“It’s not because I want to make out with her.”
Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he’d just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska
tags: funny
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“不是因为我想和她约会。”
“等一下。”他抓起一支铅笔,兴奋地在纸上乱涂乱画,好像刚刚在数学上取得了突破,然后回头看着我我只是做了一些计算,我已经确定你满嘴都是狗屎”
―约翰·格林《寻找阿拉斯加》
标签:有趣